1. |
Digging Up Dinosaurs
04:57
|
|||
I BEEN DIGGING IN THE HEART OF DARKNESS
I BEEN DIGGING IN THE FATE OF THE WORLD
LITTLE GIRL CURLED UP IN A MINECART
I BEEN LOOKING FOR THE MOTHER OF PEARL
DOWN THE CHUTES WHERE THE CHINAMEN DWELL
SENDING LETTERS UP A SUCTION HOSE
DIG A TUNNEL ALL THE WAY TO COPA DE ORO
DIG A TUNNEL THROUGH THE DINOSAUR BONES
OH AH OH
OH AH OH
OH AH OH
DIGGING UP DINOSAURS
AND PUTTING THEM TOGETHER
OH AH OH
OH AH OH
OH AH OH
I’M DIGGING UP THE DINOSAURS
AND PUTTING THEM TOGETHER AGAIN
I BEEN DIGGING IN THE HEART OF DARKNESS
I BEEN DIGGING IN THE FATE OF THE WORLD
THERE’S DRY BONES IN THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW
I BEEN LOOKING FOR THE MOTHER OF PEARL
SO SEND A LETTER UP A SERVICE ELEVATOR
WRITE YOUR NAME IN THE CHALK
STICK A SHOVEL IN THE RUBBLE OF THE AGES
DIGGING UP THE DINOSAURS AND MAKING THEM WALK
OH AH OH
OH AH OH
OH AH OH
DIGGING UP DINOSAURS
AND PUTTING THEM TOGETHER
OH AH OH
OH AH OH
OH AH OH
I’M DIGGING UP THE DINOSAURS
AND PUTTING THEM TOGETHER AGAIN
CLANKETY CLANKETY CLANKETY CLANK
ANKYLOSAURUS WAS BUILT LIKE A TANK
IF I HAD A REASON I’D SLEEP IN YOUR BED
AND IF I HAD A REASON I’D HOLD YOUR HEAD
BUT I’M WAITING ON A REASON
I’M WAITING FOR THE WEATHER
I’M DIGGING UP THE DINOSAURS
AND PUTTING THEM TOGETHER
I’M DIGGING UP THE DINOSAURS
AND PUTTING THEM TOGETHER
I’M DIGGING UP THE DINOSAURS
AND PUTTING THEM TOGETHER AGAIN
I’M PUTTING THEM TOGETHER
I’M PUTTING THEM TOGETHER
I’M PUTTING THEM TOGETHER
I’M PUTTING THEM TOGETHER
I’M PUTTING THEM TOGETHER
I’M PUTTING THEM TOGETHER
I’M DIGGING UP THE DINOSAURS
AND PUTTING THEM TOGETHER AGAIN
|
||||
2. |
Oedipus Rex
03:05
|
|||
OOH YA GOT ME GOIN’
YA GOT ME IN THE ZONE AND
WHO’S DREAMIN’ OF A NIGHT ON FRIDAY?
OEDIPUS REX OEDIPUS REX
WHO’S DREAMIN’ OF A NIGHT ON FRIDAY?
OOH YA GOT ME THINKIN’
I’M FAKIN’ OUT A SPHINX AND
WHO’S RIDIN’ ON A STEED ON TUESDAY?
OEDIPUS REX OEDIPUS REX
WHO’S RIDIN’ ON A STEED ON TUESDAY?
OOH AH OOH
OOH AH OOH
OOH AH OOH
OOH AH OOH
YA GOT ME SWINGIN’
HANGIN’ BY MY FEET MA’AM
FROM A TREE LIMB
GIVE ME THINGS TO EAT AND
WHO TAMPERED WITH THE PHONE ON SUNDAY?
WAS IT OEDIPUS REX?
ETIQUETTE SEX
HEY MAN! YA GOT ME STEAMIN’
I’M CASTIN’ OUT A DEMON
WHO TAMPERED WITH THE PHONE ON SUNDAY?
WHO’S COMIN’ DOWN THE ROAD TO THEBES? HEY
ADD UP THE STRESS, ADD UP THE STRESS
OOH AH OOH
OOH AH OOH
OOH AH OOH
OOH YEAH YEAH YEAH! WOH!
OOH AH OOH
OOH AH OOH
OOH AH OOH
|
||||
3. |
The Sweet Touch
03:34
|
|||
THE SWEET TOUCH
I MADE MY WISH
YOUR FAVORITE DISH
AT MY FINGERTIPS
IT’S SO THICK
IT POURS ON SLOW
LIKE CHOCOLATE SAUCE
ON AN ICE CREAM CONE
THE SWEETEST LITTLE LIE EVER TOLD
LOVE IS MORE THAN A MOMENT CAN HOLD
(HOLD ONTO MY HAND)
FOR AS LONG AS YOU NEED IT, YEAH
THE SWEET TOUCH
IT HURTS TOO MUCH
YOUR HEAD WILL ACHE
YOUR HANDS WILL CLUTCH
BUT SO WHAT?
YOUR CAVITY’S FILLED
SHOOTING A DRILL
AT THE TIP OF MY TONGUE
IT’S THE SWEETEST LITTLE LIE EVER TOLD
AND IT’S MORE THAN A MOMENT CAN HOLD
(HOLD ONTO MY HAND)
FOR AS LONG AS YOU NEED IT
I’LL NEVER GET TO BED TONIGHT
(FOR AS LONG AS YOU NEED IT)
BECAUSE I WOUND MYSELF SO TIGHT
(FOR AS LONG AS YOU NEED IT)
I’LL ONLY TOSS AND TURN INSTEAD
(FOR AS LONG AS YOU NEED IT)
DO I BELIEVE THE WORDS I SAID?
IS IT MORE THAN A FEELING? NO, IT’S NOT
THE SWEETEST LITTLE LIE EVER TOLD
THE SWEETEST LITTLE LIE EVER TOLD
I’LL NEVER LEAVE YOU OUT IN THE COLD
JUST LIKE I’LL NEVER GET OLD
|
||||
4. |
Harlequin Fetus
01:17
|
|||
GOD CREATED THE HARLEQUIN FETUS
SHE CAME OUT SHE SPOKE HER MESSAGE
ONLY A MOMENT BEFORE SHE PERISHED
HERE’S WHAT SHE TOLD US IT’S JUST RIDICULOUS
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
WHY DID YOU DO THIS?
WHY DID YOU DO THIS?
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
THE HARLEQUIN FETUS
THE HARLEQUIN FETUS
SO I WROTE MY THESIS ON THE HARLEQUIN FETUS
WHY DID LORD JESUS ... HAVE TO TREAT US
WITH A HARLEQUIN FETUS IT’S VERY MYSTERIOUS
I FLIP THROUGH THE PAGES TO ILLUMINATE US
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
WHY DID YOU DO THIS?
WHY DID YOU DO THIS?
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
THE HARLEQUIN FETUS
THE HARLEQUIN FETUS
YOU HAVE THE ODDEST
SENSE OF HUMOR
YOU HAVE THE ODDEST
SENSE OF HUMOR
THAT’S A GOOD ONE
THE HARLEQUIN FETUS
THAT’S A GOOD ONE
THE HARLEQUIN FETUS
THAT’S A GOOD ONE
THE HARLEQUIN FETUS
THAT’S A GOOD ONE
THE HARLEQUIN FETUS
|
||||
5. |
Impossible Feelings
02:41
|
|||
LI-DI-DEE-DI-DEE-DEE
LI-DI-DEE-DI-DEE-DEE
IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE
POSSIBLE POSSIBLE FEELINGS
IT’S HORRIBLE HORRIBLE
HORRIBLE HORRIBLE AND IT’S KILLING ME
I ONLY WANT TO PLEASE YOU
BUT I END UP BEING MEAN
AND I SQUEEZE AND I SQUEEZE
AND I SQUEEZE AND I SQUEEZE
AND MY HEART COMES OUT
OF MY VAGINA
DON’T LET ME GO
DON’T LET ME KNOW
THESE FEELINGS ARE IMPOSSIBLE
WOH OH OH
OH OH OH
OH OH OH
OH OH OH
IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE
POSSIBLE POSSIBLE FEELINGS
IT’S HORRIBLE HORRIBLE
HORRIBLE HORRIBLE AND IT’S CRUSHING ME
MY HANDS ARE SHAKIN’ BABY
AS MY INSIDES TURN TO GRAVY
AND I TEASE AND I TEASE
AND I TEASE AND I TEASE
AND ALL THE AMEOBAS
(SWIMMIN’ IN A TINY DROPLET)
ALL THE AMEOBAS
(SWIMMIN’ IN A TINY DROPLET)
ALL THE AMEOBAS
(SWIMMIN’ IN A TINY DROPLET)
RUNNING DOWN YOUR CHEEK
I NEVER MEANT TO SQUIRT YOU
LA DEE DAH DEE DAH DEE DAH DAH DAH
DON’T LET ME GO
DON’T LET ME KNOW
THESE FEELINGS ARE IMPOSSIBLE
WOH OH OH
OH OH OH
OH OH OH
OH OH OH
|
||||
6. |
Huge Magic
03:52
|
|||
I HEARD ABOUT YOUR MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS
AND HOW YOU TRUST THOSE PEOPLE LIKE A KID
NOW YOU SAY YOU’RE A JEHOVAH’S WITNESS
I KNOW WHAT CAN EASE YOUR MIND INSTEAD
THERE’S POWER IN YOUR WORDS
WHEN YOU SING THEM
THERE’S POWER IN YOUR WORDS
WHEN IT’S THE TRUTH
HUGE MAGIC IN MY HEART
WHEN MY AIRPLANE FALLS APART
I CAN STICK IT BACK AGAIN
I HEARD ABOUT HOW IT WAS DARK AS HELL
(SAY HOWDY DO)
SNOW A’BLOWIN’ CRAZY IN YOUR DREAM
(SAY HOWDY DO)
YOU ASK ME HOW I MANAGE TO SURVIVE
(LIKE SUPER GLUE)
MY VIDEO IS 19.95
(SO HOW ‘BOUT YOU?)
THERE’S POWER IN YOUR WORDS
WHEN YOU SING THEM
THERE’S POWER IN YOUR WORDS
WHEN IT’S THE TRUTH
HUGE MAGIC STOPS THE HURT
WHEN MY ICE CREAM HITS THE DIRT
I CAN WIPE MY NOSE
ON SOMEONE ELSE’S SHIRT
MY MAGIC IS HUGER THAN YOUR BOYFRIEND
MY MAGIC IS HUGER THAN YOUR BOYFRIEND
MY MAGIC IS HUGER THAN YOUR BOYFRIEND
MY MAGIC IS HUGER THAN YOUR DADDY
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH
NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH
|
||||
7. |
Space Heater
03:56
|
|||
SPACEHEATER
MOVE A LITTLE CLOSER TO ME
YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE ME BLUSH
SPACEHEATER
MOVE A LITTLE NEARER TO ME
YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE ME BLUSH
AND IT FEELS LIKE A TOASTER OVEN IN HERE
FEELS LIKE A TOASTER OVEN IN HERE
FEELS LIKE A TOASTER OVEN IN HERE
IT FEELS LIKE A BAKER’S DOZEN IN HERE
FEELS LIKE A BAKER’S DOZEN IN HERE
FEELS LIKE A BAKER’S DOZEN IN HERE
PARKING METER
PUT A LITTLE MONEY IN ME, YEAH
SPACEHEATER
YOU’RE AN UNDERCOVER AGENT
YOU KNOW ALL MY SECRETS NOW
IT FEELS LIKE A TOASTER OVEN IN HERE
FEELS LIKE A TOASTER OVEN IN HERE
FEELS LIKE A TOASTER OVEN IN HERE
IT FEELS LIKE A BAKER’S DOZEN IN HERE
FEELS LIKE A BAKER’S DOZEN IN HERE
FEELS LIKE A BAKER’S DOZEN IN HERE
AND WE AREN’T EXACTLY MORNING PEOPLE
EXACTLY MORNING
EXACTLY MORNING PEOPLE ARE WE?
AND WE AREN’T EXACTLY MORNING PEOPLE
EXACTLY MORNING
EXACTLY MORNING PEOPLE ARE WE?
SPACEHEATER
MOVE A LITTLE NEARER TO ME
YOU KNOW WHERE TO PLUG ME IN
YOU KNOW WHERE TO PLUG ME IN
YOU KNOW WHERE TO PLUG ME IN
|
||||
8. |
Police 9000
04:23
|
|||
RUN AWAY FROM HERE RENEE
WHILE I’M CHASING MY OWN SHADOW
RUN AWAY FROM HERE TODAY
THEY’LL BLAME IT ON THE ROCK ‘N’ ROLL
YOU’VE GOT JESUS ON YOUR SIDE
AND I’D HATE TO SEE YOU SHOVELING COAL
RUN AWAY FROM HERE AND HIDE
THEY’LL BLAME IT ON THE ROCK ‘N’ ROLL
MY OWN SHADOW
MY OWN SHADOW
MY OWN SHADOW
RUN AWAY FROM HERE RENEE
WHILE I’M CHASING MY OWN SHADOW
RUN AWAY FROM HERE TODAY
DON’T BLAME IT ON THE ROCK ‘N’ ROLL
YOU’VE GOT JESUS ON YOUR SIDE
AND I’D HATE TO SEE YOU SHOVELING COAL
RUN AWAY FROM HERE AND HIDE
DON’T BLAME IT ON THE ROCK ‘N’ ROLL
MY OWN SHADOW
MY OWN SHADOW
MY OWN SHADOW
RUN AWAY FROM HERE RENEE
WHILE I’M CHASING MY OWN SHADOW
RUN AWAY FROM HERE TODAY
THEY’LL BLAME IT ON THE ROCK ‘N’ ROLL
YOU’VE GOT JESUS ON YOUR SIDE
BUT YOUR AUTOMAPILOT’S OUT OF CONTROL
RUN AWAY FROM HERE AND HIDE
THEY’LL BLAME IT ON THE ROCK ‘N’ ROLL
MY OWN SHADOW
MY OWN SHADOW
MY OWN SHADOW
ROCK ‘N’ ROLL!!
ROCK ‘N’ ROLL!!
ROCK ‘N’ ROLL!!
ROCK ‘N’ ROLL!!
|
||||
9. |
Fan Fiction Writer
03:25
|
|||
JAMES D. BARNES FAN FICTION WRITER
IN HIS ARMS I’D FEEL SO MUCH LIGHTER
IF HE COMES HOME I’LL HIDE IN THE CLOSET
IN HIS SHIRT DID I BREAK ANY LAWS YET?
I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE
I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE
WHO SITS AT HOME
AND STARES AT THE INTERNET
INSTEAD OF GOING OUT AND HAVING FUN
INSTEAD OF GOING OUT AND FINDING SOMEHOW
THE ONLY THING I NEED THE MOST
IT’S ONLY THING I NEED
JAMES D. BARNES FAN FICTION WRITER
WIT AND CHARM JUST LIKE HIS FATHER
ON THE CASPIAN SEA I OUGHT TO BE HIS DAUGHTER
I BOUGHT HIS BOOK THEN I WROTE HIM A LETTER
YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY ONE
I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE
WHO SITS AT HOME
AND STARES AT THE INTERNET
INSTEAD OF GOING OUT AND HAVING FUN
INSTEAD OF GOING OUT AND FINDING SOMEHOW
THE ONLY THING I NEED THE MOST
IT’S ONLY THING I NEED
YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO NATURAL
YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO NATURAL
YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO NATURAL
YOU MAKE ME FEEL ...
IF IT’S HIS BIRTHDAY I’LL THROW MYSELF A PARTY
IF IT’S HIS BIRTHDAY I’LL THROW MYSELF A PARTY
IF IT’S HIS BIRTHDAY I’LL THROW MYSELF A PARTY
IF IT’S HIS BIRTHDAY I’LL THROW MYSELF A PARTY
EVERYBODY’S ON DRUGS
EVERYBODY’S ON DRUGS
EVERYBODY’S ON DRUGS
EVERYBODY’S ON DRUGS
|
||||
10. |
The Zero Hour
03:25
|
|||
SOMETIMES IT’S HARD TO GET A MEAL
IS THIS FOR REAL? THE CITY’S MADE OF STEEL
SOMETIMES I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND
TAKE MY HAND I’M IN A METAL BAND
I’M FASTER THAN A SILVER BULLET
I CAN’T EVEN TELL YOU
WHERE TO GO WHAT TO DO WHO ARE YOU?
I’M SORRY I CAN’T HELP YOU
STOP YOUR LIFE TAKE YOUR WIFE DOCTOR JOHN
YOU’RE THE FLOWER OF THE ZERO HOUR
I DRINK MY COFFEE PLAIN
EVERYONE’S THE SAME THE CITY IS IN FLAMES
THERE’S SAVE POINTS IN THE TENTS
I WEAR THESE SPECIAL GLASSES
THE LIGHT IS SO INTENSE
I CAN’T EVEN TELL YOU
WHERE TO GO WHAT TO DO WHO ARE YOU?
I’M SORRY I CAN’T HELP YOU
STOP YOUR LIFE TAKE YOUR WIFE DOCTOR JOHN
YOU’RE THE FLOWER OF THE ZERO HOUR
I CAN’T EVEN TELL YOU
WHERE TO GO WHAT TO DO WHO ARE YOU?
I’M SORRY I CAN’T HELP YOU
STOP YOUR LIFE TAKE YOUR WIFE DOCTOR JOHN
YOU’RE THE FLOWER OF THE ZERO HOUR
|
||||
11. |
Ten Tree Stumps
02:48
|
|||
I SPEAK FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEES
I SPEAK WITH THE TONGUES
OF THE MIGHTY OAK TREES
IN A VOICE BOTH OLD AND DEEP
FROM THE HOARY LEAVES, THE HOARY LEAVES
WOOH!
WE MURDERED OUR KING
WHEN WE HELD OUR TONGUES
AND OUR LOINS STILL THIRST FOR IT
OUR LOINS STILL THIRST FOR IT
HOW I WANDERED AFAR
I HIT ON LOGS
USE A LEAFBLOWER
TO PART THE FOGS
I PART THE FOGS, I PART THE FOGS
WOOH!
WE MURDERED OUR KING
NOW WE PAY THE PRICE
YES I KNOW THE PRICE IS RIGHT
I KNOW THE PRICE IS RIGHT
I SPEAK FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEES
I SPEAK WITH THE TONGUES
OF THE MIGHTY OAK TREES
IN A VOICE AS OLD AS THE CURSED
OH WOE IS ME, WOE FOR ALL OF US
WOOH!
WE MURDERED OUR KING
WHEN WE HELD OUR TONGUES
THE TWISTED TREE BRANCHES
REPLACE OUR TONGUES
AND JUST TEN TREE STUMPS
WHERE WE USED TO HAVE OUR THUMBS
|
||||
12. |
Nobody Loves You
04:49
|
|||
NOBODY LOVES YOU OOH OOH
NOBODY LOVES YOU OOH OOH
NOBODY LOVES YOU OOH OOH
EXCEPT FOR ME
COME HERE BIRTHDAY BOY
LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT YOU
IT’S BEEN SO LONG
SINCE I LAID EYES ON YOU CHILD
WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE?
GIVE MY REGARDS TO THE WIFE
AND ALL THE LITTLE KIDDIES, THE KIDDIES
NOOOOOOOBODY LOVES YOU ...
NOBODY LOVES YOU OOH OOH
NOBODY LOVES YOU OOH OOH
NOBODY LOVES YOU OOH OOH
EXCEPT FOR ME
EIGHTY YEARS AGO
I WAS BORN
NOW MY EYES ARE SWOLLEN
AND MY BONES ARE WORN
IS IT TRUE IF YOU CALL ON THE PHONE
THE GOVERNMENT CAN HEAR?
EIGHTY YEARS AGO
AND I CAN’T REMEMBER A SINGLE YEAR
WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY?
WHY?
|
Bastards Of Fate Roanoke, Virginia
Bastards Of Fate, a howling, honking maelstrom of broken glass and frayed circuitry dipped in caramel, careened full tilt through the Obama years. They played SXSW twice, Athens Popfest three times, Donaufestival, toured with The Dead Milkmen, toured the UK, and shared the stage with notable artists such as Blowfly, Michael Rother and Sleepytime Gorilla Museum. ... more
Streaming and Download help
If you like Bastards Of Fate, you may also like:
Bandcamp Daily your guide to the world of Bandcamp