Who's A Fuzzy Buddy?

by Bastards Of Fate

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I BEEN DIGGING IN THE HEART OF DARKNESS I BEEN DIGGING IN THE FATE OF THE WORLD LITTLE GIRL CURLED UP IN A MINECART I BEEN LOOKING FOR THE MOTHER OF PEARL DOWN THE CHUTES WHERE THE CHINAMEN DWELL SENDING LETTERS UP A SUCTION HOSE DIG A TUNNEL ALL THE WAY TO COPA DE ORO DIG A TUNNEL THROUGH THE DINOSAUR BONES OH AH OH OH AH OH OH AH OH DIGGING UP DINOSAURS AND PUTTING THEM TOGETHER OH AH OH OH AH OH OH AH OH I’M DIGGING UP THE DINOSAURS AND PUTTING THEM TOGETHER AGAIN I BEEN DIGGING IN THE HEART OF DARKNESS I BEEN DIGGING IN THE FATE OF THE WORLD THERE’S DRY BONES IN THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW I BEEN LOOKING FOR THE MOTHER OF PEARL SO SEND A LETTER UP A SERVICE ELEVATOR WRITE YOUR NAME IN THE CHALK STICK A SHOVEL IN THE RUBBLE OF THE AGES DIGGING UP THE DINOSAURS AND MAKING THEM WALK OH AH OH OH AH OH OH AH OH DIGGING UP DINOSAURS AND PUTTING THEM TOGETHER OH AH OH OH AH OH OH AH OH I’M DIGGING UP THE DINOSAURS AND PUTTING THEM TOGETHER AGAIN CLANKETY CLANKETY CLANKETY CLANK ANKYLOSAURUS WAS BUILT LIKE A TANK IF I HAD A REASON I’D SLEEP IN YOUR BED AND IF I HAD A REASON I’D HOLD YOUR HEAD BUT I’M WAITING ON A REASON I’M WAITING FOR THE WEATHER I’M DIGGING UP THE DINOSAURS AND PUTTING THEM TOGETHER I’M DIGGING UP THE DINOSAURS AND PUTTING THEM TOGETHER I’M DIGGING UP THE DINOSAURS AND PUTTING THEM TOGETHER AGAIN I’M PUTTING THEM TOGETHER I’M PUTTING THEM TOGETHER I’M PUTTING THEM TOGETHER I’M PUTTING THEM TOGETHER I’M PUTTING THEM TOGETHER I’M PUTTING THEM TOGETHER I’M DIGGING UP THE DINOSAURS AND PUTTING THEM TOGETHER AGAIN
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Oedipus Rex 03:05
OOH YA GOT ME GOIN’ YA GOT ME IN THE ZONE AND WHO’S DREAMIN’ OF A NIGHT ON FRIDAY? OEDIPUS REX OEDIPUS REX WHO’S DREAMIN’ OF A NIGHT ON FRIDAY? OOH YA GOT ME THINKIN’ I’M FAKIN’ OUT A SPHINX AND WHO’S RIDIN’ ON A STEED ON TUESDAY? OEDIPUS REX OEDIPUS REX WHO’S RIDIN’ ON A STEED ON TUESDAY? OOH AH OOH OOH AH OOH OOH AH OOH OOH AH OOH YA GOT ME SWINGIN’ HANGIN’ BY MY FEET MA’AM FROM A TREE LIMB GIVE ME THINGS TO EAT AND WHO TAMPERED WITH THE PHONE ON SUNDAY? WAS IT OEDIPUS REX? ETIQUETTE SEX HEY MAN! YA GOT ME STEAMIN’ I’M CASTIN’ OUT A DEMON WHO TAMPERED WITH THE PHONE ON SUNDAY? WHO’S COMIN’ DOWN THE ROAD TO THEBES? HEY ADD UP THE STRESS, ADD UP THE STRESS OOH AH OOH OOH AH OOH OOH AH OOH OOH YEAH YEAH YEAH! WOH! OOH AH OOH OOH AH OOH OOH AH OOH
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THE SWEET TOUCH I MADE MY WISH YOUR FAVORITE DISH AT MY FINGERTIPS IT’S SO THICK IT POURS ON SLOW LIKE CHOCOLATE SAUCE ON AN ICE CREAM CONE THE SWEETEST LITTLE LIE EVER TOLD LOVE IS MORE THAN A MOMENT CAN HOLD (HOLD ONTO MY HAND) FOR AS LONG AS YOU NEED IT, YEAH THE SWEET TOUCH IT HURTS TOO MUCH YOUR HEAD WILL ACHE YOUR HANDS WILL CLUTCH BUT SO WHAT? YOUR CAVITY’S FILLED SHOOTING A DRILL AT THE TIP OF MY TONGUE IT’S THE SWEETEST LITTLE LIE EVER TOLD AND IT’S MORE THAN A MOMENT CAN HOLD (HOLD ONTO MY HAND) FOR AS LONG AS YOU NEED IT I’LL NEVER GET TO BED TONIGHT (FOR AS LONG AS YOU NEED IT) BECAUSE I WOUND MYSELF SO TIGHT (FOR AS LONG AS YOU NEED IT) I’LL ONLY TOSS AND TURN INSTEAD (FOR AS LONG AS YOU NEED IT) DO I BELIEVE THE WORDS I SAID? IS IT MORE THAN A FEELING? NO, IT’S NOT THE SWEETEST LITTLE LIE EVER TOLD THE SWEETEST LITTLE LIE EVER TOLD I’LL NEVER LEAVE YOU OUT IN THE COLD JUST LIKE I’LL NEVER GET OLD
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GOD CREATED THE HARLEQUIN FETUS SHE CAME OUT SHE SPOKE HER MESSAGE ONLY A MOMENT BEFORE SHE PERISHED HERE’S WHAT SHE TOLD US IT’S JUST RIDICULOUS OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU DO THIS? WHY DID YOU DO THIS? OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THE HARLEQUIN FETUS THE HARLEQUIN FETUS SO I WROTE MY THESIS ON THE HARLEQUIN FETUS WHY DID LORD JESUS ... HAVE TO TREAT US WITH A HARLEQUIN FETUS IT’S VERY MYSTERIOUS I FLIP THROUGH THE PAGES TO ILLUMINATE US OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHY DID YOU DO THIS? WHY DID YOU DO THIS? OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD THE HARLEQUIN FETUS THE HARLEQUIN FETUS YOU HAVE THE ODDEST SENSE OF HUMOR YOU HAVE THE ODDEST SENSE OF HUMOR THAT’S A GOOD ONE THE HARLEQUIN FETUS THAT’S A GOOD ONE THE HARLEQUIN FETUS THAT’S A GOOD ONE THE HARLEQUIN FETUS THAT’S A GOOD ONE THE HARLEQUIN FETUS
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LI-DI-DEE-DI-DEE-DEE LI-DI-DEE-DI-DEE-DEE IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE POSSIBLE POSSIBLE FEELINGS IT’S HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE AND IT’S KILLING ME I ONLY WANT TO PLEASE YOU BUT I END UP BEING MEAN AND I SQUEEZE AND I SQUEEZE AND I SQUEEZE AND I SQUEEZE AND MY HEART COMES OUT OF MY VAGINA DON’T LET ME GO DON’T LET ME KNOW THESE FEELINGS ARE IMPOSSIBLE WOH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH IMPOSSIBLE POSSIBLE POSSIBLE POSSIBLE FEELINGS IT’S HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE HORRIBLE AND IT’S CRUSHING ME MY HANDS ARE SHAKIN’ BABY AS MY INSIDES TURN TO GRAVY AND I TEASE AND I TEASE AND I TEASE AND I TEASE AND ALL THE AMEOBAS (SWIMMIN’ IN A TINY DROPLET) ALL THE AMEOBAS (SWIMMIN’ IN A TINY DROPLET) ALL THE AMEOBAS (SWIMMIN’ IN A TINY DROPLET) RUNNING DOWN YOUR CHEEK I NEVER MEANT TO SQUIRT YOU LA DEE DAH DEE DAH DEE DAH DAH DAH DON’T LET ME GO DON’T LET ME KNOW THESE FEELINGS ARE IMPOSSIBLE WOH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
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Huge Magic 03:52
I HEARD ABOUT YOUR MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS AND HOW YOU TRUST THOSE PEOPLE LIKE A KID NOW YOU SAY YOU’RE A JEHOVAH’S WITNESS I KNOW WHAT CAN EASE YOUR MIND INSTEAD THERE’S POWER IN YOUR WORDS WHEN YOU SING THEM THERE’S POWER IN YOUR WORDS WHEN IT’S THE TRUTH HUGE MAGIC IN MY HEART WHEN MY AIRPLANE FALLS APART I CAN STICK IT BACK AGAIN I HEARD ABOUT HOW IT WAS DARK AS HELL (SAY HOWDY DO) SNOW A’BLOWIN’ CRAZY IN YOUR DREAM (SAY HOWDY DO) YOU ASK ME HOW I MANAGE TO SURVIVE (LIKE SUPER GLUE) MY VIDEO IS 19.95 (SO HOW ‘BOUT YOU?) THERE’S POWER IN YOUR WORDS WHEN YOU SING THEM THERE’S POWER IN YOUR WORDS WHEN IT’S THE TRUTH HUGE MAGIC STOPS THE HURT WHEN MY ICE CREAM HITS THE DIRT I CAN WIPE MY NOSE ON SOMEONE ELSE’S SHIRT MY MAGIC IS HUGER THAN YOUR BOYFRIEND MY MAGIC IS HUGER THAN YOUR BOYFRIEND MY MAGIC IS HUGER THAN YOUR BOYFRIEND MY MAGIC IS HUGER THAN YOUR DADDY NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH
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Space Heater 03:56
SPACEHEATER MOVE A LITTLE CLOSER TO ME YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE ME BLUSH SPACEHEATER MOVE A LITTLE NEARER TO ME YOU KNOW HOW TO MAKE ME BLUSH AND IT FEELS LIKE A TOASTER OVEN IN HERE FEELS LIKE A TOASTER OVEN IN HERE FEELS LIKE A TOASTER OVEN IN HERE IT FEELS LIKE A BAKER’S DOZEN IN HERE FEELS LIKE A BAKER’S DOZEN IN HERE FEELS LIKE A BAKER’S DOZEN IN HERE PARKING METER PUT A LITTLE MONEY IN ME, YEAH SPACEHEATER YOU’RE AN UNDERCOVER AGENT YOU KNOW ALL MY SECRETS NOW IT FEELS LIKE A TOASTER OVEN IN HERE FEELS LIKE A TOASTER OVEN IN HERE FEELS LIKE A TOASTER OVEN IN HERE IT FEELS LIKE A BAKER’S DOZEN IN HERE FEELS LIKE A BAKER’S DOZEN IN HERE FEELS LIKE A BAKER’S DOZEN IN HERE AND WE AREN’T EXACTLY MORNING PEOPLE EXACTLY MORNING EXACTLY MORNING PEOPLE ARE WE? AND WE AREN’T EXACTLY MORNING PEOPLE EXACTLY MORNING EXACTLY MORNING PEOPLE ARE WE? SPACEHEATER MOVE A LITTLE NEARER TO ME YOU KNOW WHERE TO PLUG ME IN YOU KNOW WHERE TO PLUG ME IN YOU KNOW WHERE TO PLUG ME IN
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Police 9000 04:23
RUN AWAY FROM HERE RENEE WHILE I’M CHASING MY OWN SHADOW RUN AWAY FROM HERE TODAY THEY’LL BLAME IT ON THE ROCK ‘N’ ROLL YOU’VE GOT JESUS ON YOUR SIDE AND I’D HATE TO SEE YOU SHOVELING COAL RUN AWAY FROM HERE AND HIDE THEY’LL BLAME IT ON THE ROCK ‘N’ ROLL MY OWN SHADOW MY OWN SHADOW MY OWN SHADOW RUN AWAY FROM HERE RENEE WHILE I’M CHASING MY OWN SHADOW RUN AWAY FROM HERE TODAY DON’T BLAME IT ON THE ROCK ‘N’ ROLL YOU’VE GOT JESUS ON YOUR SIDE AND I’D HATE TO SEE YOU SHOVELING COAL RUN AWAY FROM HERE AND HIDE DON’T BLAME IT ON THE ROCK ‘N’ ROLL MY OWN SHADOW MY OWN SHADOW MY OWN SHADOW RUN AWAY FROM HERE RENEE WHILE I’M CHASING MY OWN SHADOW RUN AWAY FROM HERE TODAY THEY’LL BLAME IT ON THE ROCK ‘N’ ROLL YOU’VE GOT JESUS ON YOUR SIDE BUT YOUR AUTOMAPILOT’S OUT OF CONTROL RUN AWAY FROM HERE AND HIDE THEY’LL BLAME IT ON THE ROCK ‘N’ ROLL MY OWN SHADOW MY OWN SHADOW MY OWN SHADOW ROCK ‘N’ ROLL!! ROCK ‘N’ ROLL!! ROCK ‘N’ ROLL!! ROCK ‘N’ ROLL!!
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JAMES D. BARNES FAN FICTION WRITER IN HIS ARMS I’D FEEL SO MUCH LIGHTER IF HE COMES HOME I’LL HIDE IN THE CLOSET IN HIS SHIRT DID I BREAK ANY LAWS YET? I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SITS AT HOME AND STARES AT THE INTERNET INSTEAD OF GOING OUT AND HAVING FUN INSTEAD OF GOING OUT AND FINDING SOMEHOW THE ONLY THING I NEED THE MOST IT’S ONLY THING I NEED JAMES D. BARNES FAN FICTION WRITER WIT AND CHARM JUST LIKE HIS FATHER ON THE CASPIAN SEA I OUGHT TO BE HIS DAUGHTER I BOUGHT HIS BOOK THEN I WROTE HIM A LETTER YOU’RE NOT THE ONLY ONE I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE WHO SITS AT HOME AND STARES AT THE INTERNET INSTEAD OF GOING OUT AND HAVING FUN INSTEAD OF GOING OUT AND FINDING SOMEHOW THE ONLY THING I NEED THE MOST IT’S ONLY THING I NEED YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO NATURAL YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO NATURAL YOU MAKE ME FEEL SO NATURAL YOU MAKE ME FEEL ... IF IT’S HIS BIRTHDAY I’LL THROW MYSELF A PARTY IF IT’S HIS BIRTHDAY I’LL THROW MYSELF A PARTY IF IT’S HIS BIRTHDAY I’LL THROW MYSELF A PARTY IF IT’S HIS BIRTHDAY I’LL THROW MYSELF A PARTY EVERYBODY’S ON DRUGS EVERYBODY’S ON DRUGS EVERYBODY’S ON DRUGS EVERYBODY’S ON DRUGS
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SOMETIMES IT’S HARD TO GET A MEAL IS THIS FOR REAL? THE CITY’S MADE OF STEEL SOMETIMES I JUST DON’T UNDERSTAND TAKE MY HAND I’M IN A METAL BAND I’M FASTER THAN A SILVER BULLET I CAN’T EVEN TELL YOU WHERE TO GO WHAT TO DO WHO ARE YOU? I’M SORRY I CAN’T HELP YOU STOP YOUR LIFE TAKE YOUR WIFE DOCTOR JOHN YOU’RE THE FLOWER OF THE ZERO HOUR I DRINK MY COFFEE PLAIN EVERYONE’S THE SAME THE CITY IS IN FLAMES THERE’S SAVE POINTS IN THE TENTS I WEAR THESE SPECIAL GLASSES THE LIGHT IS SO INTENSE I CAN’T EVEN TELL YOU WHERE TO GO WHAT TO DO WHO ARE YOU? I’M SORRY I CAN’T HELP YOU STOP YOUR LIFE TAKE YOUR WIFE DOCTOR JOHN YOU’RE THE FLOWER OF THE ZERO HOUR I CAN’T EVEN TELL YOU WHERE TO GO WHAT TO DO WHO ARE YOU? I’M SORRY I CAN’T HELP YOU STOP YOUR LIFE TAKE YOUR WIFE DOCTOR JOHN YOU’RE THE FLOWER OF THE ZERO HOUR
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I SPEAK FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEES I SPEAK WITH THE TONGUES OF THE MIGHTY OAK TREES IN A VOICE BOTH OLD AND DEEP FROM THE HOARY LEAVES, THE HOARY LEAVES WOOH! WE MURDERED OUR KING WHEN WE HELD OUR TONGUES AND OUR LOINS STILL THIRST FOR IT OUR LOINS STILL THIRST FOR IT HOW I WANDERED AFAR I HIT ON LOGS USE A LEAFBLOWER TO PART THE FOGS I PART THE FOGS, I PART THE FOGS WOOH! WE MURDERED OUR KING NOW WE PAY THE PRICE YES I KNOW THE PRICE IS RIGHT I KNOW THE PRICE IS RIGHT I SPEAK FOR THE BIRDS AND THE BEES I SPEAK WITH THE TONGUES OF THE MIGHTY OAK TREES IN A VOICE AS OLD AS THE CURSED OH WOE IS ME, WOE FOR ALL OF US WOOH! WE MURDERED OUR KING WHEN WE HELD OUR TONGUES THE TWISTED TREE BRANCHES REPLACE OUR TONGUES AND JUST TEN TREE STUMPS WHERE WE USED TO HAVE OUR THUMBS
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NOBODY LOVES YOU OOH OOH NOBODY LOVES YOU OOH OOH NOBODY LOVES YOU OOH OOH EXCEPT FOR ME COME HERE BIRTHDAY BOY LET ME TAKE A LOOK AT YOU IT’S BEEN SO LONG SINCE I LAID EYES ON YOU CHILD WHAT HAVE YOU BEEN DOING WITH YOUR LIFE? GIVE MY REGARDS TO THE WIFE AND ALL THE LITTLE KIDDIES, THE KIDDIES NOOOOOOOBODY LOVES YOU ... NOBODY LOVES YOU OOH OOH NOBODY LOVES YOU OOH OOH NOBODY LOVES YOU OOH OOH EXCEPT FOR ME EIGHTY YEARS AGO I WAS BORN NOW MY EYES ARE SWOLLEN AND MY BONES ARE WORN IS IT TRUE IF YOU CALL ON THE PHONE THE GOVERNMENT CAN HEAR? EIGHTY YEARS AGO AND I CAN’T REMEMBER A SINGLE YEAR WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY? WHY?

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released December 22, 2020

Words by Doug Cheatwood. Music by Bastards Of Fate. Recorded by John Thompson. Mixed and mastered by Doug Cheatwood.

Originally released in 2012 on This Will Be Our Summer Records.

Doug Cheatwood sings. Camellia Delk sings and plays synth and strings. Benjamin Pugh plays guitar. Jason Wellz plays bass. Doug Shelor plays drums.

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Bastards Of Fate Roanoke, Virginia

Bastards Of Fate, a howling, honking maelstrom of broken glass and frayed circuitry dipped in caramel, careened full tilt through the Obama years. They played SXSW twice, Athens Popfest three times, Donaufestival, toured with The Dead Milkmen, toured the UK, and shared the stage with notable artists such as Blowfly, Michael Rother and Sleepytime Gorilla Museum. ... more

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